Urban Comedy Master

On the stage, Liu Xun was pulled back to the back room by Yang Mi.

Di Lieba also recovered from the stunned state, pushed Song Xiaobao, laughed awkwardly, and said, "You are so interesting, hehehe..."

Song Xiaobao smiled and said, "Just kidding, kidding. Come, let me take a closer look..."

The audience laughed again.

"Look at your sister, sister, look at it!"

"Song Xiaobao, can you stop being so good?"

"I beg you to stop being so funny, can't you? It'll make people laugh!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao stood up, looked up and down Dilireba, and at the same time made a burst of strange noises: "Oh, tsk tsk tsk..."

This time, the audience is amused again. I don't know what the hell he is talking about. Anyway, he looks as funny as he wants.

Di Lieba is as embarrassed as it is.

Looking at it, Song Xiaobao suddenly ran to the back room, facing Liu Xun with a surprised look on his face, and said, "Hey, did you find out, eldest brother? You are so blessed to see how she looks!"

Liu Xun looked at him speechlessly and funny, and said, "What are you doing with the flowers?"

As he spoke, he snatched the flowers from Song Xiaobao's hands.

Song Xiaobao was completely immersed in his own world. After he greeted Liu Xun and Yang Mi, he continued: "Look! Oh, the heaven is full, the ground is round, the eyebrows are beautiful, and the eyes are full..."

The audience burst into laughter again.

".ˇ I'm really convinced by this stuff. The first few words are a bit of a slap in the face, but what the hell are those double eyelids at the end? Song Xiaobao, are you going to help your master today and make me laugh to death? ?"

"What does it mean that a dog can't spit ivory out of its mouth, I've seen it today."

"Song Xiaobao, you are funny, so it's obviously a double eyelid???"

"I know, Song Xiaobao, a person like you is destined to die alone! If you can have a blind date today, my surname is yours!"

On the stage, Di Lieba smiled awkwardly and said, "The wind blows these two days, and I haven't wiped anything!"

Song Xiaobao patted her lightly, and said, "No need to wipe, you forget your husband's appearance..."

puff!

The audience laughed again.

"I'm confused, why is it related to Wang Fuxiang again?"

"Isn't this guy a coal pusher? Why (Zhao Zhaozhao) is now a fortune teller?"

"I'm really convinced by this guy. How stupid is he?"

On the stage, Di Lieba smiled awkwardly, gritted his teeth, and restrained himself and said nothing.

Suddenly, Song Xiaobao said again: "How many years has your old man been dead?"

Liu Xun and Yang Mi were stunned, not knowing what he was talking about.

The audience leaned back and forth even more laughing.

"No, wasn't it still Wang Fuxiang just now? Why has it been so many years since he became an old man and died?"

"Mummy, Song Xiaobao is afraid of being a circle, right? Didn't he still look like a prosperous husband just now?"

"I'm really convinced by this Doubi, this guy really inherits the characteristics of Liu Xun Doubi, and it's not worth the life to tease the dead!"

"This guy must be out of his mind, this is too superb!".

Chapter [-] Song Xiaobao has become a fortune teller? 【For subscription】

On the stage, Di Lieba was embarrassed, speechless, and disgusted!

Liu Xun, who was at the door of the back room, really didn't want to go, and shouted, "How many years have you been dead for this prosperous husband? What are you doing?"

Song Xiaobao explained: "Cousin, what I said (that) is prosperous! It's the "forgetting" that I forgot, the "forgetting" that I forgot about my husband, hehehe..."

Liu Xun was speechless and said, "Forgot?"

Seeing Liu Xun coming out, Di Lieba didn't want to get angry in front of him, that would make him look petty.

I saw him reluctantly smiled and said: "It's quite interesting, that's it...Old man, it's gone! It's been several years!"

However, Song Xiaobao did not see Di Lieba's dissatisfied attitude, and was still immersed in his own world.

Not only did he not restrain his behavior, he even took Di Lieba's hand and said, "That old man Wangfu is dead, I have to show her the palmistry!"

The audience was absolutely laughing!

"Oh, I'll go, Song Xiaobao, you are so funny, why don't you have any eyesight? You can't see it if you don't want it? Do you have to force it according to your own wishes?"

"This guy is too good at chatting, he can chat to death in minutes!"

"I didn't say it, I'm destined to grow old alone!"

"Yaoyaoyayayayayao, my God, I'm really dying of laughter, that 613 master give me some painkillers or tranquilizers! Save a life, better than building a seven-level pagoda! "

On the stage, his hand was grabbed by Song Xiaobao. Dilireba couldn't bear it any longer. He got up angrily, and at the same time unceremoniously pulled his hand back from Song Xiaobao. Facing Yang Mi, With a puzzled look on his face, he said, "Haiyan, look at you. If you introduce a person, just introduce the person! Why are you looking for a fortune teller?"

The audience burst out laughing!