Urban Comedy Master

"Song Xiaobao's joke is being used as a fortune teller? Hahaha, you've made me laugh!"

"Let this thing work, is it okay now? Was it disgusted by the girl? Dumbfounded?"

"'Why are you looking for a fortune teller?' I can laugh for a year with this choking!"

On the stage, Yang Mi seemed to be really angry when she saw Di Lieba, and hurriedly explained with a smile: "Oh, girl, you have a poor understanding, he is not a fortune teller, so what, he just knows a lot and is very knowledgeable. , you can see it! Look at it. ~)"

Having said that, Yang Mi pushed her back to the living room again, and let Song Xiaobao perform well.

Song Xiaobao added on the side: "It's a mess!"

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It's okay if he doesn't speak, but when he speaks, the audience burst into uncontrollable laughter again.

"I'm surprised, Song Xiaobao, you are so proud???"

"There's really no one with this thick skin!"

"The ancients said: People are precious with self-knowledge!

Song Xiaobao: What is self-knowledge?Can I eat it? "

On the stage, Di Lieba sat back on the sofa again with a helpless expression on his face, glanced at Song Xiaobao, and reluctantly asked him to take a palm reading for him. ~)

As a result, Song Xiaobao, holding her hand, was amazed and said, "Oh my God, look..."

Seeing that the two finally sat down peacefully again, Yang Mi pushed Liu Xun back to the room, preventing him from interfering with the two of them here.

Back in the back room, Liu Xun said to Yang Mi, "Hey, let's do it!"

The audience laughed again.

"Didn't you just start! Liu Xun is flickering, are you jealous?"

"Liu Xun is fooling around, rush up and angrily scold this unfilial apprentice, even if he dares to rob the woman the master likes, is this a rebellion?"

"You upstairs are so filthy? When did Liu Xun say that he meant that? Isn't this making an oolong?"

"I'll see how long he can make trouble with this Oolong!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao, immersed in his own world again, held Di Lieba's hand, and continued to gesture, saying: "This is your love line! When you are about [-] years old, break the ground and prove that you are an old man. At the age of [-], there is no land, and when you are forty-six or seven years old, you will be forty-six or seven years old this year."

When talking about the past, Di Lieba seemed a little unconcerned, with a face sinking like water, and said, "Forty-six!"

Suddenly, Song Xiaobao slapped her hand directly, and at the same time laughed wildly, as if he had found a treasure, and said, "Look at it! Hahahaha..."

The audience was all amused by this extremely sudden scene!

"Fuck, this guy has changed too much before he worshipped Liu Xun as his teacher, and after he worshipped Liu Xun as his teacher, he completely changed from the appearance of a good young man to a funny one!"

"This guy's current works are indeed much more funny than his previous works!"

"Look at the confused expression on the face of Goddess Fat Di!"

"Song Xiaobao really started to shoot! Why don't you fall in love with such a beautiful junior sister?"

On the stage, Di Lieba was startled by Song Xiaobao, who seemed to be crazy, with a dazed look on his face. He didn't know what to say, and kept rubbing his hands there, looking very painful.

Obviously, it must have been beaten just now!

Liu Xun and Yang Mi in the back room heard such a big commotion this time, got up curiously, and came to the living room again.

Song Xiaobao didn't take into account Di Lieba's feelings at all, still immersed in his own world, and laughed: "Oh, our lives are special and harmonious!"

The audience burst out laughing.

"I'm surprised, Song Xiaobao, you are too good at putting gold on your face, right? Who wants to be special with you to save you?"

"This guy is smirking because he thinks of this! It's a fool who can't see the situation at all, how about Di Lieba's favorite Liu Xun?"

"It's still very harmonious. I'm waiting for the moment when the goddess Fat Di tells the truth. I think you're not in harmony with this cute girl!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao stood up and explained with a smile: "Look at it, you are the water life, I am the wooden life, and the wooden life at the bottom of the boat, I am not afraid of your water, but your water should not be too big, don't Take me to the inner (that) room, the inner room eldest brother is a fire life, and then burn me, you say laugh or not laugh, hahahaha..."

After speaking, he laughed wildly again, and when he was excited, he even patted Di Lieba, which made Di Lieba jump again.

The audience laughed out loud.

"I'm going, boat bottom wood life, is there such a life?"

"This god-like five elements!"

"This guy is too funny today!"

"The medicine can't be stopped, the medicine can't be stopped, and once the medicine is stopped, you will definitely die of laughter!".

Chapter [-] Whose teeth have become fine!

The sketch continued, Liu Xun and Yang Mi were also amused by Song Xiaobao and walked out of the back room. www.shu05.com

When Liu Xun came to Di Lieba's side, he handed the rose that he had just snatched from Song Xiaobao to her, and said, "The flower is for you, take it!"

After taking the flowers, Di Lieba's eyes flashed a moment of emotion, and said, "Thank you."

When she said this, the friendship in her eyes was about to turn into water!

However, Liu Xun didn't notice the change here. Instead, he looked at Song Xiaobao suspiciously and asked, "Did you not believe in the constellation last month? Why is this considered a fate?"