Urban Comedy Master

Song Xiaobao said with a look of contempt: "Oh, _My God..."

His appearance made the audience burst into laughter again.

Then he continued: "That was last year! Last year I believed in the horoscope, this year I believe in the five elements (háng)."

Di Lieba, who was on the side, didn't listen well and corrected, "That's the five elements (xíng)!"

Then Song Xiaobao slapped her on the arm again and said with a big laugh, "Just say yes!!!"

The audience was amused by his silly appearance.

"This stuff is so funny, it made me laugh to death!"

"Okay, your sister! Song Xiaobao, I warn you, try to touch my goddess Fat Di again!!! Look how scared my goddess Fat Di is!"

On the stage, Di Lieba awkwardly rubbed his arm, pushed Song Xiaobao, and said, "Why is this person so interesting!"

Song Xiaobao was still immersed in his own world, and said with a big laugh: "Listen to you, gold, wood, water, fire, and soil, every sixty years, gold overcomes wood, wood overcomes soil, soil overcomes water, and water overcomes fire..."

Suddenly, Liu Xun on the side was speechless, and interjected: "You beat me!"

Immediately, there were bursts of continuous laughter. .

"Hahaha, Liu Xun Da Huyou's words are true six!"

"This motherfucker has nothing wrong with it, it's quite neat, and there's nothing wrong with it at all!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao heard Liu Xun's words, with a look of disbelief, and said, "Pax blind, we are not married, how can we restrain you, what is your life?"

Liu Xun looked at him, frowned and said, "My life is hard!"

The audience laughed again!

"Pfft! God-like suffering!"

"Liu Xun Da Huyou, if you are suffering, what kind of life are we?"

"These choked people are too sudden! There is no defensive preparation at all!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao seemed to have not heard Liu Xun's words clearly, and counted with his fingers, "Look, your life is mine, and I am not."

Suddenly he said with a smile: "Big brother, you gave birth to me! Hehehe..."

Liu Xun laughed and said, "Oh my mother! Who am I going to have to give birth to a scumbag like you? Really...and give birth to him again!"

The audience burst into laughter!

"What and what?"

"Please answer, how did such a funny son come to be?"

"One day is a teacher, life is a father, Song Xiaobao is right!"

"How should I put it, Song Xiaobao's amusing ability obviously comes from Liu Xun. From this aspect, Liu Xun's birth to Song Xiaobao is right!"

On the stage, Liu Xun didn't bother to talk to Song Xiaobao, who couldn't be bothered, and went back to the back room first.

At this time, Yang Mi tugged at Song Xiaobao and said, "Xiao Song! Go to that room and talk to your elder brother for a while!"

Liu Xun waved at him in the back room, scolding: "Why did you still start?"

Di Lieba followed, and also scolded: "What are you doing?"

Obviously, he has been holding back for a long time, and he wanted to say a few words to Song Xiaobao for a long time.

However, Song Xiaobao was still confused, unable to understand the situation, and said, "What's wrong?"

Yang Mi motioned to Liu Xun and asked him to chat with Song Xiaobao to teach him.

Then she returned to the living room with a smile, sat down beside Di Lieba, the two of them looked like best friends, and said, "Sister, people are very good? You agree with all aspects? It's not too dark, right? ?"

Di Lieba smiled shyly and said, "Very good! It's quite white!"

Suddenly Song Xiaobao, who was sitting in the back room, rushed out of the back room after hearing this, and said with a smile, "You're talking about teeth, right?"

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The audience burst into laughter!

"I'm speechless, the goddess Fat Di is clearly talking about Liu Xun, okay? What's the matter with you little black charcoal?"

"No one told you that, you still have to rush up, Song Xiaobao, don't you think you're black and proud?"

"This guy really only has white teeth left!"

"This is completely the kind of blind piano!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao still didn't understand what misunderstanding there was here, and he still laughed out loud and said, "That's what it seems!"

Liu Xunna on the side smiled helplessly.

Song Xiaobao pulled him and said, "Big brother, let me tell you a story, big sister, listen to me too!"

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While talking, he just turned around and said something to Liu Xun, and he rushed to the living room again.

Liu Xun looked helpless and complained: "Oh, why did you go again?"