Urban Comedy Master

"Why do I feel that these are foreplay, Mr. Li has a big trick!".

Chapter [-] turned out to be a door-to-door complaint! 【For subscription】

Chapter [-] turned out to be a door-to-door complaint! 【For subscription】

The sketch continued, and Teacher Li said with an ugly face: "What am I mad at me?"

Liu Xun hurriedly changed his tune and said, "Spirit."

Mr. Li took a step forward, feeling that if he went on like this, he would really be spoiled by this old aunt and uncle who didn't know where he came from.

I saw him saying straight to the point: "I tell you, you don't have to wear a high hat for me, just tell me if you have something."

Liu Xun gave a bitter face, pointed to Yang Mi beside him, and said, "She won't let me say it!"

Yang Mi stopped him for a moment and explained with a smile: "It's nothing, it's not like it's New Year's Eve, I'll sum up with your old uncle, you said that the township chief Fan has led our township so well for one year, I The two, on behalf of the basic masses, have come to pay tribute to the village chief Fan in his early years."

As she said that, she led Liu Xun to pay Teacher Li's early years together.

Teacher Li also bowed back to the two of them and said thank you.

Yang Mi continued: "We sincerely wish the mayor a healthy and safe every year, a blessing like the East China Sea, and a long life like Nanshan Mountain."

As she said that, she pulled Liu Xun and motioned for him to say something.

Liu Xun took a step forward and said, "Always live in our hearts."

The audience burst into laughter!

"I'm really convinced by Liu Xun's fooling. Originally, everyone said it well, but when he opened his mouth, the taste changed!"

"Hey, I suddenly realized that every time Liu Xun Da Huyou makes a fool of himself, he is always intimidating. Could it be that he has already started to trick him?"

"It's amazing, not to mention that I really didn't find it. I didn't expect that Da Mi Mi not only became a big flicker, but also has such a scheming. This is definitely caused by Liu Xun's big flicker!"

"I said how did Liu Xun Da Huyou become such a tiger today, it turned out that he was tricked by Da Mi Mi!"

On the stage, Teacher Li was speechless again, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Hehe, no, do you always use your words inappropriately? Hehe, no, just talk about it if you have something to do. , hey, I can go--"

As he said that, he turned and left, as if he was about to get his coat and go out.

Liu Xun was stunned immediately, with a look of bewilderment, and quickly asked Yang Mi next to him in a low voice, "What did I say wrong?"

Yang Mi was also in a hurry, rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Don't keep talking nonsense!"

Liu Xun explained: "I said that means nothing else!"

Yang Mi's face turned pale, and angrily said: "Go sit there and wait, stop arguing!"

Liu Xun didn't argue with her, he pointed at Teacher Li and said, "Tell me about it, I'm leaving now."

The audience all laughed.

"I was wrong, I thought that Liu Xun Da Huyou would not be afraid of his daughter-in-law now that the king is number one, but the result is still the same now!"

"Oh yes, it's vaguely like white clouds and black soil!"

"I just like to see Liu Xun Da Huyou being reprimanded by Da Mi Mi, it's so funny!"

On the stage, Yang Mi didn't bother to find ink marks with Liu anymore, and hurriedly turned to look at Teacher Li, and said, "Mayor, we have something to do!"

As soon as Teacher Li heard it, he smiled happily and said, "Look at it, I know you must have something to do, come on, talk about it!"

Yang Mi glanced at him awkwardly and said, "What, your brother-in-law went to our house yesterday."

As soon as Teacher Li heard this, his face became a little unpleasant. Obviously, he knew what his brother-in-law's behavior was. These two old aunts and uncles who didn't know where they came from were afraid that they would come to complain and ask for answers!

I saw that his face was slightly ugly and asked, "What did he do?"

Seeing that things had come to this point, Yang Mi was heartbroken, and said, "He gave us an ultimatum, saying that we shouldn't let the two of us raise turtles, and that if we don't agree to this matter, we will take out our bastards one by one. bloodletting."

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's amazing, this little brother-in-law actually wants to take out the bastards and let them bleed one by one!"

"I said that Liu Xun and the two of them were awkward about what happened. It turned out that they were called by the village chief's brother-in-law. No wonder they are so unnatural!"

"It turns out that Liu Xun and his wife are here to complain. I said that they both looked like they wanted to play badly with Teacher Li before. This is not good!"

On the stage, when Teacher Li heard this, his face became even more unpleasant.

Seeing his appearance, Liu Xun timidly walked up to him and said, "Well, mayor, let me tell you, hee, I don't know if it's good to say."

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Teacher Li nodded and said, "It's okay, you can talk!"

Liu Xunhan smiled and said awkwardly: "Your brother-in-law has a bad influence on you, hee hee... He is a little bit of a force... hee hee... It's hard to say, it's not a good influence anyway.

I went to my house that day, and as soon as the guy entered the door, he told me, who is that old slack and that old lady Yang at home?Get me two bastards!We've just simmered them, and if you drink more than a catty, you can't listen to what you say. "

Seeing that the matter had already been said, Yang Mi on the side also helped at the right time: "Oh, that guy is blowing, saying that he is negotiating with Russia and wants to buy an aircraft carrier."

Liu Xun said again: "Well, quickly pour out the fish pond, so I can come back and hurry up to train!"

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The audience laughed again.

"This guy is blown away by cows. It's really breaking the sky. The fish pond is training an aircraft carrier? Oh my god!"