Urban Comedy Master

Teacher Li didn't mind the performance of the two, and said with a smile, "Hey, pour the water."

Liu Xun glanced at it and said, "Enough is enough, we have a share."

Mr. Li took the kettle and continued to pour water for him.

Liu Xunyi stopped and said, "No need!"

Teacher Li didn't take it seriously, and responded with a smile.

Liu Xun took a sip of water, glanced at him, and said, "Are there any cigarettes?"

Teacher Li was a little embarrassed and said, "I, I, I, I can't smoke, I'm sorry!"

Liu Xun didn't take it seriously either, and said, "That's fine..."

Yang Mi, who was on the side, also took a sip of water and sighed, "Oh, I'm down!"

Liu Xun touched the sweat on his forehead again, looked at Teacher Li, and said, "Ah, because of what? Is it corrupt?"

The audience all burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Liu Xun is really poisonous. He didn't say that when he came down, he even sprinkled salt on his wounds. It's so simple!"

"Sure enough, Liu Xun Da Huyou started to look for a place, and it was corruption at first!"

"The world is cold and warm, this time I've seen it through!"

"Society, I, Liu Xun, are fooling around!"

On the stage, Mr. Li didn't mind the huge changes before and after the two of them. Instead, he felt a little relaxed. He felt that this kind of chat was just a chat between old folks and friends.

I saw him explain with a smile: "Ah, it's such a thing..."

Yang Mi took a sip of water, interrupted his words, and said, "Don't say it, we don't care if you can't get down. Today we are here, we just want to know who this fish pond is, and who is in our village!"

As she said that, she put the teacup on the table, not polite at all.

Teacher Li explained: "Didn't I say, after the new year, you will understand!"

Yang Mi stopped, stood up, and said, "Ah, ah, ah, don't celebrate the New Year, who can't understand it, now I understand, then you need to ask, 2.3 must be packaged for your brother-in-law, you two. Partnership package!"

After she said that, she sat on the kang unceremoniously, pointed at Teacher Li, and said, "I said three fat men..."

Originally, Teacher Li wanted to explain a little more, but when he heard this, the words came back, and his face was extremely embarrassing.

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Oh my god, I was called the mayor just now, but now I've changed my name to San Fatty, that's easy!"

"The gap between the town chief and the three fat men is too big, isn't it?"

"Da Mi Mi really learned badly, it wasn't like this before, cover your face!"

"No, why do I have the feeling that something abnormal must be a monster? Didn't I already say that this time I would trick Liu Xun and make a fool of yourself? This rhythm is not right, is there a big reversal in the future?"

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Chapter [-]: Yang Mi, who has learned badly

As the sketch continued, Liu Xun shifted his position, looked at Teacher Li with some puzzlement, and asked, "Three Fatty?"

Teacher Li explained a little embarrassedly: "Ah, my nickname is San Fatty, haha!"

Liu Xun responded indifferently: "Ah, my little name is Gou Left Zi."

The audience laughed again.

"What's this and what's the name? How come each one is better than the other?"

"Yeah, the three fat men still carry a little bit too much, it's a bit too much to be called a leftover dog!"

"Liu Xun Da Huyou's nickname is Gou Left Zi? I seem to have found a big news that can shock the entertainment industry!"

"For [-] years from now, everyone will remember... the three words of the dog left child!"

"I didn't expect Liu Xun Da Huyou's nickname to be called Gou Left Zi. It is estimated that the entire Huaxia entertainment circle will be laughing crazy!"

On the stage, Yang Mi didn't pay attention to what the two of them were saying about his nickname, and pointed at Teacher Li and said, "Three fatties, I'm not talking about you, you are really not interesting as a fellow!

You said that you had been the mayor for so many years, and that you had made the arrangements for your brother-in-law before you stepped down. The next leader would say that you are a good person inside and out. I am not saying you are three fat people, just like you the leaders..."

Yang Mi said more and more vigorously, and a hand almost pointed to Teacher Li's nose.

The audience burst into laughter!

"Da Mimi has really changed. It wasn't like this before. It must have been fooled by Liu Xun!"

"I didn't expect Da Mi Mi to be so gloating about misfortune. It wasn't like this when selling kidnappings before... Sad!"

"It's all right now, Liu Xun and his wife will treat Teacher Li directly and honestly together..."

"Mr. Li, you should have given these two unscrupulous apprentices a few more zeros and let them fail the exams. Let's see if they dare to be so arrogant now!"

"The brothers upstairs are really ruthless, but I can see that Teacher Li will definitely not do this. Liu Xun and Yang Mi are really the most proud students of Teacher Li!"

On the stage, Liu Xun, who was on the other side, couldn't see it, so he interrupted, saying, "Hey, hey!"

Signal that Yang Mi will not continue to speak!