What's wrong with me promoting my girlfriend as a diva?

The next day, Bai Shu had work to do and didn't ask Qiao Sheng to run, but Qiao Sheng couldn't sleep after waking up on time, so he simply changed his clothes and went out for a run.

So, habits are terrible, but Qiao Sheng is confident that after returning to the Magic City, he will still be the boy who goes to the company on time every day after staying up all night.

There is actually one good thing about getting up early, which makes people feel like starting a new day with the world.

Qiao Sheng did this, breathing fresh air while coming to an empty place. . . . . . .

Did I get up too early and get dizzy? !

As soon as he turned a corner, he saw that the playground, which should have been empty, was already crowded.

A closer look revealed that they were all trainees!

When he saw that the two leading the group were the two trainees from yesterday, he understood everything.

The two men also saw Qiao Sheng, their eyes dodged and they dared not look at each other.

In this situation, Qiao Sheng did not dare to go in, so he simply ran around the base. Anyway, the base was large enough, with a circle of several kilometers, so he did not have to worry about running into others.

When he returned to the dormitory, he immediately told Bai Shu the news.

Bai Shu replied with a crying expression and said, "Then we can't be sneaky in the future?"

Qiao Sheng said unhappily, "It's okay, I guess they haven't seen you for a few days, so they should have dispersed. And we are running openly, how can we be sneaky!"

Bai Shu sent a string of goose laughs, and the voice turned into typing: Then let's go to the gym to exercise next time, and then we will be alone in the same room, hehehe.

The hehehehe sent by Bai Shu reminded Qiao Sheng of a joke, and he immediately told it to Bai Shu.

"There was a fat man who felt that he was too fat, so he went to a weight loss center to lose weight. When he got there, he told the receptionist that he wanted to lose weight!"

"The receptionist told him, sir, we have several levels of weight loss here, 500 yuan, 1,000 yuan, and 1,500 yuan. Which one do you want?"

"The fat man thought that there were different levels of weight loss, so he chose the 500 yuan one to try the effect."

"The fat man paid 500 yuan, and the receptionist gave him a key after receiving the money, and told the man to open door number 1 and go in."

"After the fat man opened the door, he saw a woman Sitting on a chair, wearing a three-point bikini swimsuit, with a hot body.

"When you see a fat man, the bikini beauty will say, chase me, if you catch me, I will let you hehehe."

Qiao Sheng was talking in the voice, and Bai Shu suddenly popped up a sentence:

"What is hehehe?"

"Hehehe is playing poker?"

"Why is hehehe playing poker? Shouldn't playing poker be about grabbing the landlord! Double! Super double?"

Listening to the voice sent by Bai Shu, Qiao Sheng laughed from ear to ear. This woman, sometimes she is a dirty demon king, and sometimes she is a simple little white rabbit.

"Now pretend to have a poker in your hand and start shuffling, you will know what it means."

Bai Shu was silent for a while, then sent a speechless expression and a two-second voice.

"You scumbag!"

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

"Yes! Why not! Keep going!"

Qiao Sheng continued to send voice messages: "The woman said, if you catch me, I will let you hehehe. Fatty thought, there is such a good thing? I like this weight loss center."

"Then the two of them started chasing each other. The woman kept running and the fat man kept chasing. In the end, the fat man finally caught up with her and hehehe successfully."

"After the fat man went home, he weighed himself and lost several pounds! It's effective! Go again in a few days!"

"A few days later, the fat man came to the weight loss center again and told the front desk lady, this time I want one thousand!"

"The fat man paid the money and got the key to room number two this time After he pushed the key and entered the door, there was another beauty sitting there, but this time she was not wearing anything.

"The beauty saw the fat man and said to him, "Catch me, if you catch me, I will let you hehehe."

"The fat man was so excited that he chased after the beauty before she finished speaking. The second beauty ran a little faster, but was caught by the fat man in the end hehehe."

"The fat man went home and saw that he had lost 10 pounds this time, and the effect was very good."

"He couldn't wait and came to the weight loss center again the next day. Without the introduction of the front desk lady, he took the initiative to pay 1,500 yuan, looking like an expert."

"As soon as the fat man entered room 3, the door was automatically locked. There was a

The female gorilla saw the fat man coming in and said to him with a smile. "

"I'll chase you. If I catch you, I'll make you s---!"

Qiao Sheng told this joke vividly, but Bai Shu didn't reply for a long time.

After waiting for almost five minutes, he was ready to go out before he received Bai Shu's reply.

Bai Shu: Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, what the hell, what the hell is the last chimpanzee! Hahahahaha goose, goose, goose, goose.

Bai Shu: I laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

Qiao Sheng listened to Bai Shu's voice with a smile, feeling a great sense of accomplishment.

Before he finished, before he could say anything, Bai Shu sent another questioning voice: "Qiao Sheng, I was chasing you and beating you on the playground yesterday, and you told this joke about the female gorilla today, what are you hinting at? Huh?"

Qiao Sheng smiled and said, "No, I didn't mean that, and you didn't make me s--- when you caught up with me! "

Bai Shu pretended to be angry and said, "You still say no, you clean your face and wait for me."

"I'm going to be late for class, I have to go downstairs quickly, bye!"

Qiao Sheng ran away quickly.

Bai Shu is like this.

When she heard such dirty jokes, she would always use various methods to change the subject. In fact, she had already blushed and laughed happier than anyone else.

Then after a while, she would use the joke without changing her expression.

Qiao Sheng suffered this loss. He didn't know her character. When he saw Bai Shu's face flushed when he was amused by her for the first time, he thought she was so cute.

A few days later, when Bai Shu used the joke on him, Qiao Sheng couldn't laugh anymore.

As the saying goes, the master leads the way, but the practice is up to the individual.

Bai Shu is completely better than the master, and beat Qiao Sheng, the old driver, to death on the beach.