Why Am I A Girl?

Suffice it to say, that the days following the radio interview were some of the best of my life. The fans on my Viewtube were assaulted by the onion ninjas during my interview and none of them escaped their fatal blows. Everyone was fully supportive of my interest in women and my fans were commenting things like, 'Yuri or scurry!' or 'Female to female wins!', laughing at the goofiness of my fans I smiled warmly at their support. However, the biggest thing that effected me the most was my parents. With their support and love for me, I felt my heart grow warmer with each passing day. I had finally got the courage to ask them to buy materials for me to build a training area at the back of the house and they agreed. Today the materials arrived and dad is outside helping me build the training area based on my memories from my dojo. My dad's jaw dropped when we got to setting up the maze of pillars. At first he thought you were supposed to run through them without touching them, but when I told him that you are supposed to jump from pole to pole he fell on his butt. He looked at me and asked, "And you are able to do that? This is insane. When you said a training facility I thought you meant weights and a treadmill, but this is basically the setup for becoming a ninja in the movies honey!" Laughing at my dad's choice of words, I explained that the dojo I went to was a very serious and extreme one that took their training very seriously and that I had become the top disciple there. My dad had a look of enlightenment on his face before directly fainting. Needless to say the building of the training area was halted after that.

When my dad woke up we continued from where we left off and during the next week the two of us worked together and finally managed to finish the training areas inside. Now to build the surrounding building to hide the training area from prying eyes. This took another three days before everything was finally completed. Now I have my rock climbing wall, swinging sandbags, leaping poles, the pond for practicing holding your breath, and the many other training areas in the dojo that I had miraculously managed to replicate here in my parents backyard. In other words it was a complete success. My mom came outside today to finally see what my training area looked like and she had a completely different reaction to my dad. She began running around like a lunatic laughing excitedly and said, "Honey you know how to use all of these? That's incredible! My daughter is a ninja, my daughter is a ninja! Ha ha ha!" Laughing like a lunatic mom kept running around until she dropped to her knees gasping for breath. Finally calm, she looked at me and said, "Well go ahead then! So your dear mom and dad the results of your training!" Nodding my head, I pretended I was back in the dojo and did a run of the training areas. Before long I finished without breaking a sweat and approached my mom and dad. They looked like they fainted on their feet. Waving my hands in front of their faces, they finally snapped out of it at looked at me with a look of awe and amazement on their faces. "Honey.. you must never let anyone know what you can do. This is too incredible. If the army ever learns about this.. Let's just say they'd do everything in their power to recruit you!"

It is now morning time and the perfect time to focus on my cultivation. However, I need to go out to my training area to do this, after all I don't want my mom and dad to walk in on me cultivating. After all, I haven't told them that I am an immortal cultivator. I intend to tell them sometime in the near future, but the timing just never seems to be right. Let's wait until next year then. Yeah let's do that. With a time frame set in my mind and mentally willing myself to actually go through with this at that time, I headed downstairs and out the back door to my training area. Once out there, I sat on my bean bag chair and got into the traditional lotus position to begin my cultivation. Hours later I finally came to a stop and looked up at the sky realizing that it was already late at night. Laughing at my carelessness, I headed inside and found a plate of dinner waiting for me in the fridge and a note from my parents asking me not to train so hard. Smiling warmly at the note, I finished eating my food and went upstairs and got onto my computer. I decided to check the news to see what has been going on in the world lately.

One news article caught my attention. 'The president of the United States has been impeached. At this time all forms of government have seized to a halt. It is not yet certain at this time what is expected to happen in the White House. Please stay tuned for more information.' The president was impeached huh? Wow something that crazy happened while I have been shut off from the outside world? I mean I guess it is not too surprising, ever since I met Mei at the library, I haven't returned to the library or gone anywhere else for that matter. I never go to Mei's, instead she comes to my place. I am not a complete idiot, and I am aware that this is unhealthy behavior and so I have decided that it is time for me to hit up the club scene! This ought to get me out of my shell right? There are night clubs for teens all over the city, and I suppose it is time for me to visit one! Let's do this!