You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

"Oh shit, Anzi, what the hell are you doing!"

Heizi took off his thick protective suit completely, and then he noticed that Chen An was bitten into a pig's head.

He was shocked, thinking it was a hornet bite.

"Apply more medicine, it will disappear in two days."

After asking about the situation, Heizi breathed a sigh of relief. It was that the toxicity of the dog shit wasp was not very strong. If it was a hornet bite, it would probably have to be sent to the doctor immediately.

Just when the three were about to go back, they met a few aunts in the village picking wild mushrooms in the mountains.

Now is the season for wild mushrooms to grow.

Like Chen Village, when this season comes, there will be fir mushrooms, porcini, matsutake mushrooms, dry mushrooms, morels...

The wild mushrooms on the mountain are dazzling, but not every kind of mushroom can be eaten.

Now the Internet is promoting...

Red umbrellas, white umbrellas, lie on the board together after eating.

Lie on a board, sleep in a coffin, and then bury the mountain together...

...

Now even the children in the village know it, it is very popular.

"Auntie, you picked so many wild mushrooms."

"Hey, isn't this Master Chen? Why, are you picking bees in the mountain?"

Several aunties in the village greeted Chen Yuan and his friends enthusiastically, and Chen Yuan glanced into their baskets.

My goodness, there are so many wild mushrooms, all of them are lovely fir mushrooms.

"Auntie, where did you pick so many wild mushrooms? I feel so lucky."

"Oh, there is plenty of rain this year, and there are a lot of wild mushrooms in the mountains. I won't talk nonsense with you, because they will all be picked up by Hua Meizi and her friends later."

With that, the aunties in the village hurried to pick wild mushrooms.

"I haven't eaten wild mushrooms for a long time. How about picking some and taking them back?"

Chen An was drooling at the old lady's basket just now. The wild mushrooms are delicious when used for noodles or stir-frying with meat.

If you can't finish them, you can dry them in the sun. The dried mushrooms can be stored for several years without any problem. If you want to eat them, just soak them in warm water and you can taste the different flavors.

After hearing Chen An's suggestion, Heizi and Chen Yuan were eager to move. Anyway, they had already entered the mountains, and there was nothing to do when they went back now. They might as well go into the mountains to get some wool.

After a discussion among several people, everyone decided to go up the mountain to pick some wild mushrooms.

The three people and the monkey rushed into the forest and walked through countless thorns, which disappointed them.

I don't know if they were unlucky or their mushroom picking skills were terrible.

After working in the forest for an hour or two, they picked a few chicken mushrooms and a few shriveled wood ears, but nothing else.

Seeing that the aunties in the village had picked so many wild mushrooms, they thought that the three of them would have a great harvest, but they only picked so little. It would be too embarrassing to tell others.

I really can't afford to lose face. The mushrooms I picked are not enough to make a bowl of soup.

What to do? It would be too embarrassing to take them back!

"How about we spend some money to buy some back?"

At this time, Chen An's eyes turned and he thought of a great way.

"Okay, but you two have to go. I, as a chef, still have to save some face."

Hearing Chen Yuan's words, Heizi and the others nodded.

So, Chen An volunteered to buy wild mushrooms.

On the way down the mountain, they met a few aunties selling mushrooms at the intersection.

After asking the price, Chen An also acted as a big complainer and bought several kilograms of fir mushrooms. He held it in his hand with a transparent paint bag and shook it a few times, and felt that his inner vanity was greatly improved.

Chen An carried the wild mushrooms, and he started to fiddle with them along the way.

Carrying so many wild mushrooms was really eye-catching, and I don't know how many people showed envious eyes along the way.

This made Chen An's vanity increased a lot, and he was swaying when he walked. Chen Yuan and Heizi looked at his smug look and wanted to kick him away, what a shame.

...

"Wow, you guys got a lot on this trip."

Back at Heizi's house, Chen Laoliu saw what the three people were carrying, and he grinned, his old yellow teeth were very festive.

"Uncle Six, let me tell you, there are so many mushrooms on this mountain, you can easily pick up a few pounds."

"It seems that the old man is lucky today, or you young people have good eyesight. I went up the mountain a few days ago and didn't pick up a single hair, which made me angry."

"Uncle Six, you can't refuse to admit your age. In the future, let us young people pick mushrooms on the mountain. We have good eyesight and can get a lot as soon as we go up the mountain."

"Ouch~~"

Chen An is still thereThe last lamb couldn't stand it anymore and rushed over to knock Chen An flying.

Chen An suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks and did a 360-degree backflip in the air.

"Oh, this beast, Chen An... are you okay?"

This scene scared Chen Laoliu.

"Woo woo... Uncle Laoliu, the sheep that hit people is still there."

"Anzi, are you okay? Your uncle Laoliu can't recognize that lamb. It ran into the flock after it hit people. I can't find it."

"Uncle Laoliu, don't stop me, I must find it. I tell you, Uncle Laoliu, this sheep can eat grass today, but it dares to eat people tomorrow. I must catch it and roast it whole."

Chen An covered his painful buttocks and wanted to catch the sheep in the flock.

"Anzi, stop making trouble, come and pull out the bees."

"This lamb is so annoying, it's just picking on me, right!"

Chen An rushed into the flock angrily, trying to find the sheep that attacked without martial ethics, but in his eyes, every sheep looked the same, with no recognition at all.

Or should we just drag one and roast it?

Chen An's eyes were filled with deep gloom, and the sheep were trembling.

Fortunately, Heizi and his friends called Chen An back, otherwise this guy might have dragged a lamb to slaughter.

"Mee..."

After Chen An left, a few sheep cried out in the flock, as if they were laughing, and Chen An, who had not walked far, almost fell down.

Heizi and his friends began to clean up the beehive and the wild mushrooms.

Chen Laoliu took out a can of wine with a smile, picked out the bees with chopsticks, and threw them all into the wine.

Then he lit a fire to steam the honeycomb, and then picked the bee pupae inside into the bowl.

The white and tender bee pupae looked very cute. After finishing the honeycombs, he made a big bowl full of them, enough for them to eat.

On the other side, Aunt Laoliu was washing fir mushrooms.

Fir mushrooms are the most common fungi in Chen Village, and they are also highly recognizable. There is no such thing as lying down after eating them.

Fir mushrooms are hemispherical, concave after stretching, and the edges are rolled inward, which looks very small and cute.

These are all gifts from nature, and they are delicacies given to us by the mountains.

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