American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Joy, that's you. You refused to be the protagonist in a small movie. If it were anyone else, I'm afraid you wouldn't refuse."

Chandler taunted while winking to draw everyone's attention to Rose's devilish eyes.

"OMG!"

Monica complained: "Can you please stop your expression? It's really disgusting."

"……what expression?"

Rose quickly lowered his head to straighten his expression and eyes, and then glared dissatisfied at his biological sister: "You will talk about me!"

"If she doesn't say you, who else will she say?"

Chandler joked: "Are you talking about Chuck?"

Speaking of which, he imitated Chuck's expressionless expression.

"Hahaha!"

Rachel and Phoebe couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter.

"Just tell me what happened to him?"

Ross said angrily: "I don't believe he has this expression from beginning to end!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Monica, eyes full of gossip.

"What are you looking at me doing?"

Monica said angrily: "I don't remember."

"OMG!"

"So envious!"

Rachel and Phoebe suddenly expressed envy and jealousy.

"Why is this so OMG so envious?"

Ross said angrily: "Shouldn't we complain about her growing forgetfulness? I think she is getting older!"

"You don't understand at all, do you?"

Rachel shook her head and looked at Ross with a smile.

"I see it."

Phoebe nodded in agreement.

Monica brought some snacks to everyone and distributed them one by one.

"What about mine?"

Rose shouted.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot."

Monica retorted angrily.

Just as the brother and sister were bickering, the phone rang, and Monica happily took it out.

"Is it Chuck's?"

Rachel gossiped.

"no."

Monica shook her head in disappointment, and then signaled everyone to stop talking: "Dad, what's going on? What?!"

While Monica was on the phone, Ross sneakily touched the snacks on the table to eat. While eating, he suddenly noticed that everyone was looking at him. He stopped pretending and rolled his eyes: "What's wrong?"

"Rose! Grandma passed away!"

Monica hung up the phone and said a little absently.

"What?!"

Ross was also stunned, then threw away the snacks in his hand, went to take out his mobile phone, looked left and right, and found no missed calls, so he grabbed his point and shouted: "Dad actually contacted you first ?!”

"..."

Monica, who was shocked by the news of her grandmother's death, was stimulated by these words and came back to her senses. She glared at Ross fiercely: "Didn't you hear what I said?!"

"I heard that grandma passed away."

Ross lowered his head with a sad face, and then asked his key again: "Isn't today April Fool's Day?"

"Even if it's April Fool's Day, your dad would make a joke out of this to you?"

Chandler joked: "If he is so humorous and brave, I will give him Chuck's humor subsidy."

"I can't rule it out, my dad is still very humorous..."

Ross still couldn't accept the excuse. Seeing that Monica was about to go crazy, he also shouted directly: "I just can't believe that for such a big thing, dad would inform you first instead of me!"

"You don't want to know the answer!"

Monica mocked, grabbed the keys and walked out.

Ross quickly followed.

Monica drove Ross to the hospital and saw her parents waiting outside the ward.

After everyone hugged, they waited outside for the last moment.

Monica's grandmother has been on a ventilator for a long time. Now that the ventilator has been removed, she is just waiting to be declared dead.

"Do you know why I love her?"

Everyone started to talk about the good things about grandma, and Monica said with a smile: "She always has a mint in her wallet."

"Do you know why I love her?"

Rose also took over: "She will always be the first to tell me if something happens ~ just like my parents used to do..."

"OMG!"

Monica was immediately angry: "It's already now, and you still think about daddy calling me first?!"

"Isn't what I said the truth?"

Ross was unconvinced and said, "Whether it's my parents or my grandma, they will notify me as soon as possible if something happens."

"Prince, everything is not about you!"

Monica glared at him.

Ross didn't speak, just looked at his parents who looked a little embarrassed, waiting for their explanation.

"The main thing is that Monica has a car."

Mom explained.

"Um."

When Rose's expression softened slightly, his father also nodded and spoke: "I didn't think so before, but now I don't know why I always feel that Monica with a car is reassuring."

"..."

Rose's face turned dark. He really wanted to ask, is your car a serious car?

At this time, the nurse came out of the ward and motioned for everyone to come in.

"You two brothers and sisters, please go in."

Rose's mother said: "We have to call our relatives now. Your aunt and others are still far away in Pasadena. We must hurry up and get here."

"good."

Monica and Ross walked in in agreement.

Peaceful Town.

Mountainside villa.

"I see."

Chuck gets a call from Chandler.

"The funeral is in three days, will you come?"

Chandler confirmed.

"Um."

Chuck nodded.

"okay, I get it."

Chandler imitated Chuck's accent and said, then he couldn't hold it anymore and joked: "It's best to come here alone, don't bring Jane, otherwise if Ross's grandmother finds out, all his grandchildren will be involved with Lace. It’s so deep, I’m afraid an excitement will come back to life.”

Just now in the hospital, Ross and Monica went to see their grandmother after her death. When they were saying goodbye to her, her grandmother suddenly woke up, which almost made Ross pee. After calling the nurse, he realized that this was a very rare situation, but it was indeed her death. .

"..."

Jane was next to Chuck and was listening attentively. When she heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched and she wanted to yell: "Monica and I are not in a relationship with Ross's ex-wife Carol and Susan!!!"

But she thought of Monica, who was sleepwalking and holding a knife, and she held back what she said.

Three days later.

Chuck attended Grandma Monica's funeral on time.

"My husband left me and now my mom has left me. What did I do wrong?"

As soon as I arrived, I heard a loud voice crying there. The energy was very similar to that of crying at a funeral in an Eastern rural village, but different from the dragging voice, this one had the feeling of screaming.

When Chandler and the others saw Chuck coming, they all gathered around. Seeing Chuck looking at the crying woman, they quickly introduced to Chuck: "This is Monica's aunt, Mrs. Wolowitz, and Geller." The lady is a biological sister, living in Pasadena, and I heard that her husband just left her, and that is her son, Monica and their cousin Howard Jr."

Chuck looked along and saw a little guy standing next to the huge crying figure, with his head lowered. His expression was not sad, but a little bored, and his eyes were glancing back and forth.

Monica, who was accompanying her relatives, saw Chuck coming and walked over: "Chuck, you're here."

"Um."

Chuck nodded.

"Monica, please introduce me."

A short figure came over at some point, looked at Chuck and smiled at Monica.

"Chuck, let me introduce, this is my cousin Howard Wolowitz."

Monica introduced both parties: "Howard, this is Chuck, you don't need me to introduce you, right?"

"no, I'm fine."

Little Howard reached out to Chuck with a smile on his face: "Detective Chuck is my idol. I have heard a lot of your legendary stories from Ross. I am so happy to see you."

Chuck did not shake his hand, but just looked at his extended hand and said expressionlessly: "Since you have heard Ross talk about me a lot, you should know why I don't shake your hand, right?"

"Why?"

Little Howard was stunned.

He really didn't know this. After all, Ross adapted some of Chuck's deeds, but he couldn't tell his own embarrassing things.

Joey and the others, who knew the joke, laughed softly. After catching the attention of others, they quickly shut up and stopped laughing.

Although I also felt happy and sad, I had better not laugh so loudly if I could.

"This beautiful goddess sister, please tell me."

Little Howard's wretchedness is engraved in his DNA. Although he is still young, it has already begun to show its signs. He also smiles. Other children are so cute that women like Rachel can't wait to hold them in their arms and give them a kiss, but little Howard The laughter is uncomfortable.

"You'd better let your cousin Ross tell you."

With a look of disgust, Rachel motioned to Ross, who was coming over with a dark face, to come forward and explain.

"Rose, why doesn't Detective Chuck shake my hand?"

Little Howard looked at his cousin.

"You have the nerve to ask!"

Ross was angry with Chuck for bringing up this topic, and also angry with his little cousin for actually starting to have ideas for the goddess Rachel.

"Yeah, I got it."

Little Howard rolled his eyes: "Is it the same as my mother asking me to wear gloves to school to prevent other children from passing germs to me?"

"Anyway, I'm not afraid of getting pregnant if I shake hands with you."

Chandler could no longer hold back his sarcasm.

Rose's face suddenly turned blue and white. Chandler, his friend, was completely lost!

"Then what's the reason?"

Little Howard pretended not to understand the ridicule, and lowered his head sadly: "You can't be like my father, who suddenly ran away from home for no reason, abandoning his wife and children, right?"

"..."

Everyone was silent.

"Good acting."

Chuck spoke up, interrupting the calm.

"What? Is he pretending to be pitiful?"

Rachel, who had been a little soft-hearted just now, reacted and looked at little Howard in disbelief: "Are you pretending to be pitiful about something like this?"

"Wow!"

Phoebe praised: "What a great talent."

Um.

How charming she is!

"..."

When Rachel, who was shocked, heard what Phoebe said, and thought of Phoebe's usual way of using the tragic events of her childhood to gain sympathy, she immediately felt that there was nothing more to this than the fact that "little Howard knew how to do this at such a young age." Apart from the shock, the rest seems to be no big deal.

Little Howard's father simply ran away from home, abandoning his wife and children.

And Phoebe's mother committed suicide by selling a calf, her stepfather was in jail, she had been living on the streets since she was a child, and there were all kinds of terrible and tragic things that were true or false that could not be verified, which were much worse than little Howard.

"At least I didn't run away on Thanksgiving. I wanted to steal my maid from your mother, and then I ran away with your male piano teacher."

How can we miss Chandler's daily self-deprecation at this time?

"..."

Little Howard was immediately dumbfounded.

He also wanted to gain sympathy by committing misfortune. It would be best if he could be hugged by the goddess sisters and comforted. But who would have thought that his freshly baked tragic experience of 'Where's Dad?' would actually be This result.

This is so unscientific!

Fortunately, at this time, the team started walking towards the cemetery, and everyone followed suit.

Little Howard looked left and right, then trotted to Phoebe's side: "Sister, you are sad like me, right?"

"how do you know?"

Phoebe watched his performance with interest.

"I can see it."

Little Howard was very proud. He leaned against Phoebe and lowered his voice and said, "Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to be a good wife~"

As soon as he said this, his old friends who had been paying attention to him were stunned.

"Ross Geller!!!"

Monica shouted loudly.

"not me!"

Ross was also shocked by his little cousin's slutty moves. When he saw his sister yelling at him regardless of the situation, everyone looked over, especially the old friends who knew the inside story, and they all looked accusingly. , suddenly became smart and quickly denied: "I have never shown him those..."

"Who else is it if it's not you?!!!"

Monica didn't believe it at all.

Although little Howard seems to be a bad boy, he has been pointed out by Chuck before. Very few children are born bad, most of them are caused by improper education and the influence of bad role models.

And besides his always crooked brother Ross, who else would teach little Howard to mistook Phoebe for his twin sister Ursula, who had starred in a movie called The Good Wife?

You know, just a few days ago, Ross was caught going against the unanimous decision of his old friends to stop watching Ursula's little movie!

Who else is he?

"What's wrong?"

Monica's mother hurried over to ask.

"nothing."

Rachel and the others quickly covered up.

It's hard to talk about this, especially in this situation.

"It's really not me!"

After his mother left, Ross explained in frustration. Seeing that no one believed him, he couldn't care less about the conflict with Chuck. He pointed at Chuck and said, "If you don't believe me, ask him! He can't see through what other people are saying." That’s fake! Ask him if I did this?!”

Everyone couldn't help but look at Chuck.

"It's not a lie."

Chuck said bluntly.

"You heard it!"

Ross looked around at everyone excitedly.

"Howard, you say it yourself!"

Monica believed it and looked at little Howard.

"It's not all Ross's fault..."

Little Howard hesitated to speak.

"Can't it be all the fault?"

Joey thought thoughtfully: "Does that mean Ross is still to be blamed?"

"Chuck is not lying. One possibility is that Ross is not lying."

Chandler never forgets to joke: "There is another possibility that he can't tell the truth from falsehood. For example, what if Ross becomes an antisocial psychopath?"

Everyone immediately looked over.

Although they knew it was a mockery, they couldn't help but think that it might really be possible. After all, Rose's image in their eyes now seemed to be more and more psychopathic.

"you!"

Ross was almost angry to death by Howard Jr., pointing at Howard and was so angry that he couldn't speak. Hearing Chandler's teasing, he didn't pay attention and fell down.

"Ah, did you get into the cracks in the ground?"

Chandler was shocked.

Everyone gathered around to take a look, but they saw that it was not Ross who was so embarrassed and angry that he wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground, but that they had walked to the grave pit unknowingly, and Ross fell in without paying attention.

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

Ross was so frightened by this that his anger disappeared instantly. Before anyone could ask, he jumped up and comforted himself.

"This is the second sign."

Phoebe, who has always believed that people have souls and likes to look for her after death, raised her finger as a reminder.

"Pull me up quickly!"

Rose almost peeed out of fright and climbed straight up.

In addition, the time he said goodbye to his dead grandmother in the hospital ward, hugged her, and was frightened by her 'resurrected from the dead', wasn't this the second sign?

"Say it!"

When Monica saw that Ross was fine, she ignored him and stared directly at little Howard.

Grandma was in mourning, so there was nothing to say, but for little Howard to be like this at such a young age, the problem was obviously more serious.

"I need to go online for something, and Ross's computer password is really easy to crack..."

Little Howard said weakly.

"What are you doing online?"

Everyone was stunned, and Monica asked.

"Look for my dad."

Little Howard was silent for a moment and said in a low voice: "I want to leave him a message and ask him to go home."

"..."

Monica was speechless and her expression softened. She opened her mouth to comfort her, but she didn't know what to say. Rachel and Phoebe also came over, and Phoebe touched little Howard's head.

"Poor little thing."

"What's your online name?"

Chuck suddenly said.

"..."

Little Howard was proudly enjoying the happiness of being surrounded by beautiful women. He rubbed his head against Phoebe's hand and sniffed the fragrance of Chi Chi's perfume. Then when he heard Chuck's sudden question like a sword from the sky, he subconsciously He said his online name.

Um.

What a big brother, really direct and violent!

The whole place fell silent instantly.

After a while, as expected, it was Chandler who was teasing and complaining: "If I were your father and saw people with this online name constantly leaving messages looking for me, I would have run away without a trace."