American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Do you think I can influence this?"

Ross was also stunned by his little cousin's overbearing online name. After hearing Chandler's sharp remarks, he finally reacted and asked the soul question to everyone who had always doubted him before.

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Although under Chuck's reminder, they gradually discovered Ross's abnormal psychological activities, but compared with little Howard, it seemed like nothing.

Green comes from blue and is better than blue. This is not a transcendental method.

How old is little Howard?

This can only be said to be a gift!

"I made a mistake. My online name is Wizard Wolowitz (in English, the word after his surname Wolowitz sounds very similar to the word wizard)."

Little Howard was caught off guard by Chuck. Seeing that he was about to suffer, he quickly went back to make amends.

"Yeah, yeah."

Chandler couldn't help but complain: "We know that except for wizard magic, there is no way to explain this unscientific physiological phenomenon~"

"..."

Little Howard looked at Chandler with misguided eyes, not following the routine of showing sympathy and pity to him at all, but always making sharp remarks about him, making his teeth itch with hatred.

"My favorite hero is Steven Wigner. In the future I want to be a Rocket Man, the first Jew to ascend to heaven."

Little Howard looked at everyone, especially the three beauties, with their increasingly disgusted eyes, and wanted to make a final struggle: "So sometimes my online name is Rocket Man."

"Don't explain, we saw it."

Chandler patted Howard Jr. on the shoulder and couldn't stop complaining: "Although you are small, your persistence in being big is no less than Chuck's obsessive-compulsive disorder, but no one can blame you, and no one likes you What about the big stuff?”

"..."

Little Howard couldn't help it, because to a certain extent, what Chandler complained about was indeed right. For example, in online games, Wizard Volo's favorite female game character is the female troll.

"Hey, big brother, I understand you."

Standing on the other side of little Howard, Joey also reached out and patted little Howard on the shoulder, winking.

"Joy!!!"

Monica yelled.

"Feel sorry."

Joey didn't dare to express the friendliness of the front wave to a 'back wave' anymore, so he gave little Howard a look of 'you asked for it' and ran away.

However, the real-time broadcast of football came from his clothes.

Um.

That’s right!

He was still watching live football at Grandma Monica's funeral.

Although Monica also heard it, she no longer cared about such trivial matters at the moment. She looked at her little cousin with a serious expression: "Howard, go to your mother. She is already very sad now, and you don't want her to be more sad. Bar?"

Little Howard could only walk back with a sneer, looking for his mother.

"Oh, God."

When the shockingly coquettish little cousin walked away, Monica complained to everyone: "What the hell is going on! If this continues, our family will become a joke again."

"Um?"

Ross was immediately struck by the connotation: "What do you mean?"

"Chuck, what do you think we should do?"

Monica gave Ross a 'how dare you ask' look, and then looked at Chuck worriedly.

"Those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are dark. He still lacks friends of the same age. Just introduce him to a friend of the same age."

Chuck said.

"Friends of the same age? You mean little Leonard?"

Monica suddenly said: "Little Leonard is indeed a very suitable person to be a friend, and Howard does lack friends. It is also because his aunt is too protective of him..."

"Is this a typical example of innate talent and hard work the day after tomorrow?"

Chandler couldn't help but tease.

"No, I'm talking about Little Sheldon."

Chuck interrupted the two's natural discussion.

"..."

Everyone looked at Chuck speechlessly.

They have all met Little Leonard and Little Sheldon, and are extremely impressed by their distinctive personalities. If they choose one to introduce a friend to a child, there is naturally only one choice, and that is Little Leonard. There is no choice. Young Sheldon's?

Is this to protect him?

Or do you hate him?

"Chuck, that's not it, is it?"

Monica smiled bitterly: "Howard is still young, even if he has some bad habits... there is no need to treat him like this."

"You do not trust me?"

Chuck looked at Monica.

"It's not that I don't believe it..."

Monica quickly explained: "It's just that this is a bit weird. I still think little Leonard is more suitable."

"you are wrong."

Chuck said: "Little Sheldon is more suitable for little Howard. If little Leonard is allowed to contact little Howard and let the two of them be friends, the result will only be that little Leonard is taken away by little Howard. The reason is very simple , children, especially teenagers who are about to enter puberty, are interested in the heart, and have no resistance to little Howard's coquettish and vulgar energy. Only the asexual giant baby Little Sheldon can perfectly resist this coquettish and vulgar energy, and It can also affect the correction in reverse.”

"It makes sense."

Chandler joked: "But I always feel like you're still making Howard feel uncomfortable."

"you are wrong."

Chuck corrected straightforwardly: "I am mainly making little Sheldon uncomfortable, and making little Howard uncomfortable is just incidental."

Instead of blaming Little Sheldon like before, which embarrassed Little Sheldon, the system had already prompted a double harvest of yin and yang points, but at this moment there was no movement, indicating that little Howard, like little Leonard, had no The specialness of Little Sheldon.

Therefore, the main purpose of introducing little Howard to little Sheldon was to make little Sheldon uncomfortable.

Thinking of this, Chuck faced everyone's speechless gazes and added: "I will personally introduce them as friends later."

Um.

At that time, Little Sheldon will be able to know who brought Little Howard into his life. As a person who can come in and out of Little Sheldon's blacklist at any time in the future, Little Howard, who is both a friend and an enemy, has the ability to make Little Xie It's so sour and refreshing.

"With a friend like you, little Sheldon's life is truly complete."

Chandler spat.

Everyone looked strange, but their eyes were full of recognition.

Although they didn't have much contact with Little Sheldon, the only contact they had allowed them to quickly grasp the essence of Little Sheldon, which was that he always had a way to make everyone unhappy, but it was hard for others to get along with him. Calculate.

And since Little Sheldon got to know Chuck and heard the 'interesting stories' from Little Leonard, they also came to the conclusion that Chuck always had a way to make Little Sheldon unhappy, but Little Sheldon Still unable to resist.

These are simply two extremes. After a collision, it seems that Little Sheldon's hatefulness has weakened a lot, and he has become "neutral and peaceful".

There is nothing to say about a funeral as a joyful mourning.

In addition to Monica's father, as a son-in-law, he really pushed his style of joy and mourning to the extreme. After discovering that Joey was eavesdropping on the real-time football report, he directly invited others to listen together and exclaimed about the situation on the field from time to time. Those who didn’t know better thought this was a bar watching football scenes.

"Howard, we need to talk."

Monica and everyone found Howard Jr.

"Can."

Little Howard knew that what happened to him had happened, so he put away his obscenity and lowered his eyebrows to express his submission. However, he still couldn't help but pointed at Chandler and asked his cousin: "But can you let him go? open?"

"Hahaha."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

"……sure."

Chandler's mouth twitched, and while walking out with an exaggerated pace, he complained: "One me is gone, but there are thousands of me~"

Little Howard watched Chandler leave and felt relieved. He couldn't help it. He couldn't stand Chandler's way of criticizing him every time he said it. Although he guessed that Chandler's last sentence was alluding to Cha Chuck was tens of thousands of times more difficult to deal with than Chandler himself, but he knew the relationship between his cousin and Chuck, as well as Chuck's status, and was too sensible to dare to ask Chuck to go away.

Otherwise, he felt that this conversation was unnecessary because he would be considered dead at his cousin's place.

His cousin will definitely not care about him anymore, let alone pay attention to him. This is not the situation he wants.

It’s not that family ties are important, but my cousin Monica’s two best friends are so beautiful and fragrant~

"Howard, you must have very few friends, right?"

Monica glanced at Chuck, and then began to provide psychological counseling to her little cousin.

"Um."

Little Howard stood there neatly, showing a wry smile that made people less disgusted: "As you know, I have to wear gloves when I go to school. My mother is afraid that others will infect me with germs. Plus, I have a relatively low IQ. Gao, where did this friend come from?"

Having said this, he glanced at Ross and said with sincerity in his eyes: "Since I was a child, maybe my cousin Ross is my only friend."

"..."

Rose's face darkened, and facing the condemning gazes from everyone again, he couldn't help but shouted: "Don't get involved with me, I'm not your friend!!!"

"well."

Little Howard shrugged: "Well, I can finally confirm it completely, I don't have any friends."

"It's so pathetic."

Monica said something emotionally, and then went straight to the point: "Didn't you say that Chuck is your idol? How about asking him to introduce you to a friend?"

"Very good!"

When little Howard heard this, he beamed with joy and showed a lewd smile again: "The reason why I admire Detective Chuck is because he has many friends~"

"Monica, don't do this!"

As best friends, Rachel and Phoebe immediately sensed something was wrong. They grabbed Monica who was about to get angry and took action, and pulled her away from little Howard.

Little Howard also sensed that something was wrong. He shrunk his neck and backed away, running away in both directions. He looked at Monica with an aggrieved face, his eyes full of: "What? Are you still not allowed to tell the truth?"

The reason why he admired Chuck from beginning to end was because of this.

No matter how his cousin Ross adapted Chuck's story, with his IQ and focus, he easily refined the elements of the story and captured the key point he wanted, which was that Chuck was very capable.

Then after rescuing Amazing Amy in time, the news media bombarded him with all kinds of gossip, and he realized the key point very clearly, that is, Chuck has many beautiful girlfriends!

"what kind of friends?"

Little Howard didn't dare to look at his cousin Monica and looked at Chuck expectantly.

"you will like it."

Chuck said seriously.

"real?"

Little Howard looked forward to it even more: "When are we going?"

"Just a moment."

Chuck said, "Whenever you're ready."

"I'm ready."

Little Howard said solemnly with an expression on his face as if Lu Xiaobu was ready to go to war at any time.

"good."

Chuck nodded, and together with Monica, drove little Howard away.

"Can I take a picture with you?"

In the car, little Howard felt that everyone was getting closer, so he asked expectantly.

"No, you can't."

Chuck bluntly refused.

"..."

Little Howard twitched the corner of his mouth, and then his face returned to a humble and obscene smile: "Then can I tell others that you are my good friend?"

"Who can you talk to?"

Chuck asked expressionlessly.

"...Tell the friend you will introduce to me later."

Although little Howard has always maintained a low attitude, he still felt deeply uncomfortable when faced with Chuck's overly straightforward words. After mocking himself for having no friends, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: "By the way, you The person you introduce to me should be a pretty young lady, right?"

"For most people's aesthetics, he is considered beautiful."

Chuck nodded.

"he?"

Little Howard couldn't hold himself any longer, and his voice couldn't stop rising.

"He is my aunt's son after all."

Monica sat in the passenger seat, listening to the change in her little cousin's voice, and couldn't help but mock.

Her aunt, Mrs. Wolowitz, had a unique and impressive voice.

"Is there any difference between him and her?"

Chuck asked rhetorically.

"..."

Little Howard really wanted to yell: "Why is there no difference?"

But he looked into Chuck's penetrating eyes for a few seconds in the rearview mirror, and suppressed the anger in his heart.

All right.

Thinking about it carefully, although I don’t want to admit it, the key point is indeed not the personal pronoun, but whether it is beautiful or not...

The car suddenly fell silent.

After a long time, little Howard opened his mouth and weakly tried to close the distance: "You know, in fact, I will also be a scientist in the future."

"Rocket scientist?"

Chuck answered noncommittally.

"...yeah."

After being stunned for a moment, little Howard nodded with a smile on his face: "I like science. Although I mainly like mechanical science, what I admire most are astronauts like Steven Wigner, so I will be a real rocket scientist in the future. It's perfect indeed! Thank you, Chuck, for setting me on the right path in science."

"That's very good, don't say it again."

Chuck nodded.

"...I'm sorry, what did you say?"

Little Howard was knocked out of the way and couldn't follow Chuck's brain. He could only look at Chuck with confused eyes.

Didn't you ask me if I wanted to be a rocket scientist?

Then he seemed to understand something, and the corners of his mouth twitched again.

Rocket scientist literally refers to a scientist who studies rockets, but in the United States, it has an extended meaning, which means that one thing requires a very high IQ to do it.

This is a compliment!

But just as any good thing changes when it comes to Chandler's mouth, so too does Rocket Scientist mean irony.

At this moment, little Howard deeply realized the connotation of what Chandler said before leaving, "One me is gone, but there are still thousands of me."

"you misunderstood."

Chuck explained: "The friend I will introduce to you later has a very high IQ. If you say you want to be a rocket scientist in the future, you will not be able to make this friend."

Um.

In the eyes of Little Sheldon, rocket scientists, which are regarded as complimentary by ordinary people, are completely derogatory.

For young Sheldon, who is determined to study theoretical physics and the ultimate secret of the universe in the future, being a rocket scientist in the literal sense is no different from tolling on the Golden Gate Bridge.

"..."

Little Howard was completely numb.

Not to mention Chuck's repeated twists and turns of ideas that he couldn't keep up with, let's just say that from the bits and pieces of information Chuck revealed about the friends he was waiting to meet later, he suddenly had an idea.

That must be a super troublemaker! Super annoying!

If he had the courage to shout out his heart, it would definitely be: "Don't come over!!!"

However, facing his cousin Monica, who still wanted to chat physically with her fists clenched, and Chuck, who always surprised him, he was extremely quiet, with only a humble and stiff smile on his face.