Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

The leader of the spirit ape carried Zhang Xibao and ran all the way, and when he was out of sight of the students, he put Zhang Xibao on the ground, and the two guys walked side by side.

"What's the matter?"

Zhang Xibao asked it, then tugged at its big underpants, and said with a smile: "The underpants are nice, very sexy, and I'll give you one with flowers later."

The leader of the spirit ape took off his mask, grinned, patted Zhang Xibao on the shoulder, and began to explain the cause of the incident.

It's very simple.

The six supernatural beings came to Taolin to steal fruit, but they were discovered by the spirit ape brothers.

The captured supernatural being shot and wounded a little spirit ape, so the leader of the spiritual ape went out angrily, wounded the supernatural being captain, and captured the guy who injured the ape.

"It turned out to be like this..."

Zhang Xibao nodded: "If you say that, that guy really deserves it."

One man and one ape talked and laughed and walked towards the spirit ape tribe deep in the forest.

The Spirit Ape Tribe has arrived.

"Oooo!"

Zhang Xibao couldn't help exclaiming.

"It really is the rise of the Planet of the Apes!"

When Zhang Xibao first came to the spirit ape tribe, the spirit apes lived in trees or in rough nests made of leaves and branches.

Now that the shotgun has been replaced with a cannon, the spirit ape tribe has changed drastically!

The dens where the spirit apes lived turned into round simple buildings made of thatch and wood, like big mushrooms arranged neatly.

Zhang Xibao took a quick scan and found another interesting thing. The Spirit Ape tribe actually divided the living area for living, the kitchen area for cooking food, and there is even a fixed toilet for excretion!

"interesting!"

The leader of the spirit ape lives in a huge tree house, which is no longer the open-air slate.

It invited Zhang Xibao into the tree house, and brought two jars of monkey wine.

"drink!"

The leader of the spirit ape pushed a jar of monkey wine to Zhang Xibao.

"Yo, culture and martial arts?"

Zhang Xibao lifted the lid of the wine jar and smelled it.

The leader of the spirit ape scratched his head, unable to understand what Zhang Xibao said.

Zhang Xibao asked again: "Would you drink it bang bang bang bang, or bang bang?"

The leader of the spirit ape grinned, picked up a wine can and started drinking.

"Come on, let's drink it!"

Zhang Xibao also picked up the jar and drank.

The spirit ape brothers came over with all kinds of melons and fruits and roasted meat of different animals.

There is a tree house full of food and drink, and the room is full of fragrance.

Soon, the two guys finished off a jar of monkey wine with barbecue.

"Is there any more?" Zhang Xibao licked the corner of his mouth.

The alcohol content of this monkey is not high, but the fresh air content is astonishing, which is good for increasing Zhang Xibao's fresh air reserves.

The leader of the spirit ape shook his head, pretending to be stupid.

"Tch, look at your sloppy face!"

Zhang Xibao took out a bottle of tiger bone wine from Tongtianbao Curry, and pushed it to the leader of the spirit ape: "Come, taste Brother Bao's wine!"

The leader of the spirit ape's eyes lit up, he lifted the lid, gulped down a few mouthfuls, coughed violently, and stuck out his tongue: "Cough cough cough...spicy!"

Zhang Xibao laughed loudly: "Can it be non-spicy? That's not how I drink this wine!"

Zhang Xibao poured the tiger bone wine into a stone bowl and handed it to the leader of the spirit ape: "Sip and drink slowly!"

The leader of the spirit ape drank for a while, and felt that the more he drank, the more vigorous he was, and the frequency of raising the bowl became faster and faster, and the bottle of wine was quickly emptied.

Zhang Xibao patted the tiger bone wine: "Is my wine strong enough?"

"Take out the monkey wine you have kept privately, and exchange two cans for one, why don't you?" Zhang Xibao asked holding up an empty bottle of tiger bone wine.

The leader of the spirit ape drank very happily, and felt that the tiger bone wine tasted better than the monkey wine, and it was also very durable, so he shook hands with Zhang Xibao to sign the deal.

In the end, the two guys got what they wanted, Zhang Xibao got twenty cans of monkey wine, and gave ten bottles of tiger bone wine.

"Practice?"

The leader of the spirit ape swelled the muscles all over his body, which is now the strength of the ground level.

"sure!"

Zhang Xibao smiled: "I've also made some progress recently..."

The two guys found a wide open space away from the tribe.

"Come on!" Zhang Xibao hooked his fingers at the leader of the spirit ape.

Aww!

The leader of the spirit ape let out a roar, and rushed towards Zhang Xibao, his two feet on the ground, shaking the leaves on the tree trembling.

Zhang Xibao also twisted his feet, and rushed towards the leader of the spirit ape.

boom!

Zhang Xibao's palm received the big fist of the leader of the spirit ape.

The whole world seemed to tremble.

Zhang Xibao knocked the leader of the spirit ape into the air with one punch, the leader of the spirit ape smashed into pieces the big tree, it rushed towards Zhang Xibao again, Zhang Xibao was blown away, and smashed into the tree again...

The ground is cracked, the trees are broken...

The two guys smashed the forest with a radius of 100 meters like ancient beasts.

"stop!"

"If you can't fight, don't fight!"

The leader of the spirit ape wiped the blood from his nose, and waved his hand to indicate that he would stop fighting.

It was shocked to find that even though it reached the ground level, it still couldn't defeat Zhang Xibao...

"Hey, it's so fun!"

Zhang Xibao rubbed his swollen and painful arm, and exhaled a foul breath.

The two guys returned to the spirit ape tribe, taking advantage of the excitement, the leader of the spirit ape pointed at the tribe and asked Zhang Xibao: "How?"

Zhang Xibao nodded: "The development is good, but I'm curious, how did you become like this?"

The leader of the spirit ape took out a book as a treasure and showed it to Zhang Xibao.

"Book!"

Zhang Xibao took the book and took a look, and found that it was a simple Daxia children's literacy book, and it was the kind with pinyin.

"Where did you come from?" Zhang Xibao became more and more curious.

"Juling Peach Exchange!"

The leader of the spirit ape smiled: "A person with supernatural powers, a thousand peaches, in exchange for a book!"

"I knock, this is too dark!"

Zhang Xibao frowned. A pinyin literacy book sells for 20 yuan, and a thousand juling peaches can be sold for at least several million outside!

"It's too dark, it's too dark!"

The leader of the spirit ape shook his head: "It's worth it! You can't finish eating Juling peaches!"

Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration, Zhang Xibao's eyes widened, and he grabbed the hand of the leader of the spirit ape: "Brother, you have to send, you have to send!"

The leader of the spirit ape looked at Zhang Xibao suspiciously.

After Zhang Xibao had laughed enough, he took the leader of the spirit ape back to the tree house, and the two guys began to sit and communicate.

Zhang Xibao asked: "The juling peach grove is huge, how many peaches can the tribe eat in a year?"

The leader of the spirit ape thought for a while, then stretched out three fingers: "Thirty percent."

"Only 30%?"

Zhang Xibao was overjoyed.

The staple food of the Spirit Ape Tribe is juling peaches, and the supplementary food is very miscellaneous. They also capture exotic animals to eat meat.

"Brother, I can sell the remaining 70% for you!"

Zhang Xibao thought for a while, and then made up his mind.

"For the remaining 70%, you use 20% to brew monkey wine, and the remaining 50%, let's export it!"

"Wait, I'm afraid it's not that simple, there's no way around the Black Dragon Society..."

Zhang Xibao pinched his chin: "Fifty percent is exported. For these juling peaches that are exported, 30 percent will be transferred to the Black Dragon Society at a low price in exchange for the right to export. The remaining 70 percent will be kept by me. I will sell it for you on the live broadcast!"

One man and one ape muttered in the tree house and finalized a package of plans to get rich.

After a while, the leader of the spirit ape came out of the tree house with a grinning face, and went to the tribe to find a cute little spirit ape and an aging old spirit ape.

Zhang Xibao took out a rare photo treasure from Tongtianbao Curry. This thing was sent to the image ambassador Bao Ye by the Beishi Appreciation Bureau. It was never used after taking some promotional photos for the two bureau chiefs. It just came in handy today. up!

Zhang Xibao asked the old spirit ape and the little spirit ape to take some photos with the juling peaches in their hands.

Zhang Xibao took a look at the photo and thought the effect was good. The cute little ape is lovable, while the old ape can arouse people's compassion.

These photos can be used for advertising when selling juling peaches on the live broadcast.

Even the copywriter Zhang Xibao had already thought about it.

"Juling Peach is slow to sell, help us!" 』

"Exquisite juling peach, produced in Hao Cang Island! 』

"This year, no gifts will be accepted during the holidays, only juling peaches will be accepted as gifts!" 』