Gibberish

So basically since I'm horrible at keeping long stories I'm using this as a public diary of my nonsensical dreams mixed with stories I come up with. One story may last 1 chapter or 10, who knows. I'm open for suggestions though. You can share your stories with me over at the comments and if I like it I'll write it and mention you (I doubt this Will get any attention but IDC). don't expect exemplar...