After Flora Fluss burns down the kitchen, her son insists she is too old to live alone. Shes got two choices. Either move into a retirement home or spend the rest of her life within a virtual reality game governed by societys most advanced artificial inte
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After Flora Fluss burns down the kitchen, her son insists she is too old to live alone. She's got two choices. Either move into a retirement home or spend the rest of her life within a virtual reality game governed by society's most advanced artificial intelligence. When you've worked a lifetime as an engineer for home appliances, naturally, you go with the option that has more toasters.Soon, Flora finds out that the virtual world is more familiar than she thought. Though, it takes her a while to get used to the idea that tanks don't hold water or oil but the aggro of mobs.Auntie toasts the VRMMORPG contains cute crafting, complicated game-mechanics plus how to exploit them, unconventional training methods, and a lot of toasters.
- .1 Chapter .1
- .2 Chapter .2
- 1 1 1. Polyester Hats cook Dragon Eggs
- 2 2 2. To the new World
- 3 3 3. Engineering a Body - The Skeleton Part 1
- 4 4 4. Engineering a Body - The Skeleton Part 2
- 5 5 5. Engineering a Body - Ligaments, Muscles, and Tendons
- 6 6 6. Engineering a Body - Blood and Organs
- 7 7 7. Engineering a Body - Nerves, Senses, and Skin
- 8 8 8. Welcome to the Metaworld
- 9 9 9. Central Bank Robby
- 10 10 10. Banking and getting an AI
- 11 11 11. Nocks
- 12 12 12. Riverstones and Jerkies
- 13 13 13. Riverstones and Crafting
- 14 14 14. Animated Skins
- 15 15 15. Trick Beach
- 16 16 16. The Seven Masters Dojo
- 17 17 17. Potion Guzzler
- 18 18 18. Free-Running Workshop and Coffin Optimization
- 19 19 19. Trick-Animations
- 20 20 20. ToDo-Lis
- 21 21 21. Anti-Collision
- 22 22 22. Lawyers
- 23 23 Meeting Squad Four-One
- 24 24 24. Grinding XP
- 25 25 25. Martial Arts Mannequin-Routines
- 26 26 26. The Garage
- 27 27 27. Doom Moon - Part 1
- 28 28 28. Doom Moon - Part 2
- 29 29 29. Wing Tsun Advancement and Eddie
- 30 30 30. The Trail of Worlds
- 31 31 31. The Class System
- 32 32 32. Preparations
- 33 33 33. Doom Moon Second Attemp
- 34 34 34. Doom Moon 2 - The Sewers
- 35 35 35. Doom Moon 2 - Energymaster Flora
- 36 36 36. E21
- 37 37 37. Workshop Expansion
- 38 38 38. Robo-Melee Crafting
- 39 39 39. A new Lair, Charade and Books
- 40 40 40. Octopussy, Library and Stehaufmaennchen
- 41 41 41. Doom Moon 3 - Deja Vu
- 42 42 42. Doom Moon 3 - Escape
- 43 43 43. Doom Moon 3 - Conclusion
- 44 44 44. 3D-Printer and Class-Tree
- 45 45 45. Priesting and Smithing
- 46 46 46. Plans
- 47 47 47. It's a Trap
- 48 48 48. Robo Handler
- 49 49 49. Conference
- 50 50 50. Focus on the Focus
- 51 51 51. Fire-Flies and Fire-Tigers
- 52 52 52. The Virtual WS in the Virtual WS in the Virtual Reality
- 53 53 53. Elemental Classes
- 54 54 54. It's a Trap not a Turret and Hammering
- 55 55 55. Refining Metal
- 56 56 56. I'm the champion!
- 57 57 57. Cluster Short Circuit!
- 58 58 58. Unusual high-grade AI
- 59 59 59. Project Four-Hands
- 60 60 60. Robo-Melee Training
- 61 61 61. Robo Melee Training - The Battle
- 62 62 62. Tigressa Flamante and Ranking
- 63 63 63. Tidying up the Skill Tab and Mia's Batticle
- 64 64 64. Batticle Modification
- 65 65 65. Ready to sleep
- 66 66 66. Counting Sheep
- 67 67 67. Bulldozing and Super Mario Aunties
- 68 68 68. Building the Pyramid - Part 1
- 69 69 69. Building the Pyramid – Part 2
- 70 70 70. Building the Pyramid – Part 3
- 71 71 71. The Mini-Masters Lounge
- 72 72 72. Player versus Player - Lesson
- 73 73 73. Player versus Player - Matches
- 74 74 Chapter 74. Robo-Melee - The Arena
- 75 75 75. Robo-Melee - Battle Royal Part 1
- 76 76 76. Robo-Melee - Battle Royal Part 2
- 77 77 77. The Quality of Flowing Flowers
- 78 78 78. Technomancer
- 79 79 79. PREP CRAFTING
- 80 80 80. THE DUEL - ROUND ONE
- 81 81 81. THE DUEL - ROUND TWO
- 82 82 82. DOOM MOON FOUR - ENGINES
- 83 83 83. DOOM MOON FOUR – PATCHING
- 84 84 84. DOOM MOON FOUR - RESOLUTION
- 85 85 85. THE HERO'S ENTRANCE
- 86 86 86. THE SEWAGE
- 87 87 87. Garbage Disposal
- 88 88 88. Garbage Disposal - Sewage
- 89 89 89. Garbage Disposal - The Alchemis
- 90 90 90. Wrapping up the Hero's Entrance
- 91 91 91. Temple Business
- 92 92 92. The Banque
- 93 93 11.b In the Loser's Corner
- 94 94 2.0 Dear Diary – Recap of Book One Flora Style
- 95 95 2.1 Temple Cleaning
- 96 96 2.2 Temple Cleaning - Favorite Home Appliance
- 97 97 2.3. Temple Cleaning – The Burden of Proof is on You
- 98 98 2.4. Temple Cleaning – The wayward Pope
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