To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day
新手保护,教师节手拿炮弹送校长
Pan Dou was killed by a time-traveling sacred artifact truck, traveled to a parallel world, and became a seven-year-old primary school student. From then on, he started his naughty career.
Summary
Pan Dou was killed by a time-traveling sacred artifact truck, traveled to a parallel world, and became a seven-year-old primary school student. From then on, he started his naughty career.
A freshman reported that he was praying for rain at the flag-raising platform, and heavy rain continued for three days and nights, forcing the school to take a three-day holiday.
On the first day of class, he led a group of friends to catch mice and keep them as pets, which almost scared the class teacher to death.
On the second day of class, he caught a big python, which scared the teacher and called the police.
On the third day of class, he caught a crocodile and alerted the fire brigade.
On Teacher's Day, he even dug out cannonballs from the grove and gave them to the principal as a gift.
The principal was about to cry but had no tears: "Did you know? He sent the bombs to my office by singing the devilish children's song 'I'm going to blow up the school, the teacher doesn't know'. I almost cried out of fear at that time."
The SWAT officer exclaimed: "We were fully armed to carry the shells, but he dug them out with his bare hands."
It was originally thought that digging out cannonballs was Pan Dou's ultimate operation, but as the siren sounded, he dug out corpses, ancient tombs, and ancient humans in the school...
- 1 Chapter 1 The Gears Of Fate Begin To Turn (Please Review And Flowers For New Book~)
- 2 Chapter 2 Primary School Student Interview: You Will Understand When You Are My Age (Please Review T
- 3 Chapter 3 Primary School Student Interview: Let The World Feel The Pain (Please Review The New Book
- 4 Chapter 4 Interview With A Primary School Student: Loved, Not Dated, Saved My Mother (Please Review
- 5 Chapter 5 Primary School Student Interview: A Critical Attack From A First-Year Freshman (Please Rev
- 6 Chapter 6 Interview With A Primary School Student: Randomly Laughing A College Student To Death (Ple
- 7 Chapter 7 Primary School Students Playing House: Praying For Rain, Who The Hell Hasn’T Started A Sid
- 8 Chapter 8 Primary School Students Play House: Mulang Prays For Rain, This Is Called Professionalism
- 9 Chapter 9 Primary School Students Play House: I Am Angry On The Left And Right On The Right, Thunder
- 10 Chapter 10 Primary School Students Playing House: Our Taoist Academy Needs Such Talents (Please Revi
- 11 Chapter 11: Primary School Students Play House; A College Student Dies Suddenly And Randomly (Please
- 12 Chapter 12: Primary School Students Play House: The Counselor Makes A Sharp Blast (Please Review The
- 13 Chapter 13: Interview With A Primary School Student: I Almost Hit The Principal’S Waist (Please Revi
- 14 Chapter 14 Interview With Primary School Students: This Year’S Netizens Are A Complete Failure (Plea
- 15 Chapter 15 Interview With A Primary School Student: Raining Is God’S Fart And Pee (Please Review The
- 16 Chapter 16 The Video Goes Viral, Emperor Dou Is Invincible In The World (Please Review The New Book
- 17 Chapter 17: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Craftsmanship Inherited From Ancestors, Only Those Who Are
- 18 Chapter 18: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Taoist Priest Comes To The Door, Wang Dacong’S Good Suffer
- 19 Chapter 19: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: The Chosen Son, Kao Gong Is At The End Of The Universe (Pl
- 20 Chapter 20: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Four Streets In The Southeast, Northwest And Northwest
- 21 Chapter 21: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Zhao Xinyi’S Good Friday (Please Review The New Book A
- 22 Chapter 22: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Mutiny In The Vegetable Market, Wearing Yellow Robe (Pleas
- 23 Chapter 23: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: I Want You To Say Hello, Not To Advertise (Please Review T
- 24 Chapter 24: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Am I Afraid Of Strong Winds And Waves? The Bigger The Stor
- 25 Chapter 25: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: My Heart Has Long Been As Cold As My Knife (Please Rev
- 26 Chapter 26 Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: I Have Made Contributions To The Newspaper, And I Have
- 27 Chapter 27: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: An Inspired College Drug Dealer (Please Review And Flowers
- 28 Chapter 28: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Damn It, Brother Dou Harmed Me (Please Review The New
- 29 Chapter 29: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Slow Motion, Underworld Music, Bbc Filter (Please Revi
- 30 Chapter 30: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: The Soundtrack Of The Underworld, The Unknown Fate Of Empe
- 31 Chapter 31 Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Everyone Is Evil, The Vegetable Market Turns Into An Indust
- 32 Chapter 32: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Sorry, Our Family Is Not Short Of Money (Please Review
- 33 Chapter 33: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Sorry, Our Family Is A Demolished Household (Please Review
- 34 Chapter 34: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Netizens Break The Defense (Please Review The New Book And
- 35 Chapter 35: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Island Country Patrol Ship, This Is Our Country’S Maritime
- 36 Chapter 36: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: A Fishing Boat Collided With A Warship, And The Genealogy
- 37 Chapter 37: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: Long Live The Party And The People, Long Live The Country
- 38 Chapter 38: The Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: The Coast Guard Attacks, The Offensive And Defensive M
- 39 Chapter 39: Young Version Of Gao Qiqiang: The Laughing Stock Of The World, Emperor Dou Is Back To Ki
- 40 Chapter 40: Childhood Version Of Gao Qiqiang: I Think It’S Fair To Say That My Brother Dou Deserves
- 41 Chapter 41: Popularity: Xinwen Lianbo, I, The Emperor Of Heaven, Have Made A Career (Please Review T
- 42 Chapter 42: Taking Advantage Of The Popularity: It’S Finally My Turn To Be Rich And Powerful (Please
- 43 Chapter 43: Taking Advantage Of The Heat: Auntie, Can I Touch This Sister? (Please Review The New Bo
- 44 Chapter 44: Taking Advantage Of The Popularity: Little Internet Celebrity Makes A Sharp Roar (Please
- 45 Chapter 45: Taking Advantage Of The Popularity: It’S Popular Again, A Classmate With Big Dreams (Ple
- 46 Chapter 46 Open Class: Shushu, I Don’T Have To Go Home For Dinner Tonight (Please Review The New Boo
- 47 Chapter 47: Open Class: Sister-In-Law Xinyi, Guess Whether I Will Guess Or Not (Please Review The Ne
- 48 Chapter 48 Open Class: School Is My Home, Is There Any Problem If I Sleep At Home? (Please Review Th
- 49 Chapter 49: Open Class: Report To The Teacher, I Report The Principal For Playing With Mobile Phones
- 50 Chapter 50 Open Class: Post-00S Rectify The Workplace, And Post-10S Rectify The School Spirit (Pleas
- 51 Chapter 51 Open Class: On The Chinese Teacher’S Desire To Survive (Please Review The New Book And As
- 52 Chapter 52: Open Class: The Principal Danced A Peacock Dance For My Grandfather (Please Review The N
- 53 Chapter 53: Open Class: Sleep According To The Order, And The World Will Rest If You Live In Peace (
- 54 Chapter 54: Open Class: Open The Lid To Win A Prize, Emperor Dou’S Conspiracy (Please Order First~)
- 55 Chapter 55: Open Class: Immediately Scared A College Student To Death (Please Order First~)
- 56 Chapter 56: Brother Dou’S Death List, The Whole Network Guesses How The Next Unlucky Guy Will Die (P
- 57 Chapter 57: The New Dragon King, The One Who Kills You Is Often A Cross-Border One (Please Order Fir
- 58 Chapter 58: The World Isolates Me And Lets It Ridicule Me, I Only Keep My Silence
- 59 Chapter 59: The Little Peacock Prince, The Attacking Principal
- 60 Chapter 60: Thank You Principal, I Will Retaliate Against You In The Future
- 61 Chapter 61 Principal, You Are Not In The Classroom At All. Where Have You Been Hiding?
- 62 Chapter 62: The Math Teacher Fights With All His Strength, And The Art Teacher Fights With All His S
- 63 Chapter 63: The Math Teacher Fights With All His Strength, And The Art Teacher Fights With All His S
- 64 Chapter 64: The Math Teacher Fights With All His Strength, And The Art Teacher Fights With All His S
- 65 Chapter 65: Prank Video, The Principal Is Going To Cry, It’S So Bullying
- 66 Chapter 66: Offline Gank, Kill The Snake Girl Alone In The Grass
- 67 Chapter 67: Spicy Tiao Gift Pack, Surprise The Principal
- 68 Chapter 68: A Surprise, What Is A Tm Surprise?
- 69 Chapter 69: I Almost Got Myself Imprisoned With A Broomstick
- 70 Chapter 70: The Principal Is Cursing, Why Didn’T You Tell Me Earlier?
- 71 Chapter 71 Principal: Why Do I Always Have Tears In My Eyes?
- 72 Chapter 72: Street Prank, Dancing Primary School Principal
- 73 Chapter 73: Brother Dou Is Poisonous, And College Students Are Frightened To Surrender.
- 74 Chapter 74: Emperor Dou Tian: In My Eyes, You Are All Ants
- 75 Chapter 75 Under The Avalanche, No Snowflake Is Innocent
- 76 Chapter 76 Comrade Lao Pan, It’S Not That Your Son Wants To Trick You, It’S You Who Gave You The Cha
- 77 Chapter 77: Emperor Dou: Sand Crocodile, Welcome To The Road Of Confrontation
- 78 Chapter 78: Riding A Crocodile To School, The Principal Is Scared To Death
- 79 Chapter 79 At That Moment, He Became The Most Handsome Boy In The School
- 80 Chapter 80: The Respected Old Principal Dedicated Himself To Serving The Students
- 81 Chapter 81 The Policeman Dialed 119 In Tears
- 82 Chapter 82 Police Captain: Principal, You Really Deserve To Die
- 83 Chapter 83: It’S Painful For Me To Earn This Money
- 84 Chapter 84: Calling Parents, Pan Dou’S Plan To Make Money
- 85 Chapter 85 Pan Dou: That Year, I Put My Hands In My Pockets And Didn’T Know What My Opponent Was.
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