After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. – the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doe
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After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. – the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass.Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot Isabella – a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life.The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long.Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself.Sounds epic, right?Well, there is just one tiny problem.How do you kill something that is already dead
- 1 Chapter 1 - Okay, Karen
- 2 Chapter 2 - Only Over My Dead Body
- 3 Chapter 3 - The Old Man And The Telephone Scam
- 4 Chapter 4 - The Queer Singer
- 5 Chapter 5 - How Not To Be A Medium
- 6 Chapter 6 - Mistakes Have Been Made
- 7 Chapter 7 - What Happened At Bluewoods Lake
- 8 Chapter 8 - Overcome Your Fears
- 9 Chapter 9 - Isabella The Milf
- 10 Chapter 10 - Know Your Self-Worth
- 11 Chapter 11 - Ones And Zeroes
- 12 Chapter 12 - Something You Can't Resist
- 13 Chapter 13 - Make Me Feel Like A Woman
- 14 Chapter 14 - God's Favorite
- 15 Chapter 15 - Girls Who Eat Pineapple
- 16 Chapter 16 - What's Your Sign?
- 17 Chapter 17 - I'm Going To Tell The Manager
- 18 Chapter 18 - Peculiar Invitations
- 19 Chapter 19 - I'm Totally Not Scamming You
- 20 Chapter 20 - When A Ghost Summons A Ghost
- 21 Chapter 21 - Press F In Chat
- 22 Chapter 22 - A Beating Heart
- 23 Chapter 23 - Deal Or No Deal
- 24 Chapter 24 - Jiu-jitsu Gone Wrong
- 25 Chapter 25 - The Man In The Closet
- 26 Chapter 26 - Are You High?
- 27 Chapter 27 - I Should Have Known
- 28 Chapter 28 - Another Day At The Hospital
- 29 Chapter 29 - I Wasn't Honest
- 30 Chapter 30 - Shock Therapy
- 31 Chapter 31 - The Moon As Our Witness
- 32 Chapter 32 - I Want You To Live
- 33 Chapter 33 - The Showdown
- 34 Chapter 34 - Back To Normal-ish
- 35 Chapter 35 - Did You Miss Me?
- 36 Chapter 36 - My Stalker & I
- 37 Chapter 37 - The Unknown Number
- 38 Chapter 38 - Fake Friends & Real Enemies
- 39 Chapter 39 - You Ran Over A Child?
- 40 Chapter 40 - One Slice Of Homophobia, Please
- 41 Chapter 41 - Satan Is Coming
- 42 Chapter 42 - The Return Of Parker
- 43 Chapter 43 - You Forgot Your Own Birthday?
- 44 Chapter 44 - The Pizza Heist
- 45 Chapter 45 - Come Alone... X
- 46 Chapter 46 - Gambling Gone Wrong
- 47 Chapter 47 - The Breakup
- 48 Chapter 48 - And The Aftermath
- 49 Chapter 49 - How Not To Kidnap Someone
- 50 Chapter 50 - My Partner In Crime
- 51 Chapter 51 - You Made A Deal With Satan?
- 52 Chapter 52 - A Recipe For Disaster
- 53 Chapter 53 - A For Effort
- 54 Chapter 54 - His Skin Is Blue, His Eyes Red Like Fire
- 55 Chapter 55 - And She Is Dressed In Beautiful Attire
- 56 Chapter 56 - Campfire Stories à La Hollyweed
- 57 Chapter 57 - Sealed Fate
- 58 Chapter 58 - Pizza & Paranoia
- 59 Chapter 59 - Mean Girls: The Reckoning
- 60 Chapter 60 - The Not So Amusing Amusement Park
- 61 Chapter 61 - Portrait Of A Dead Woman
- 62 Chapter 62 - You're My Friend
- 63 Chapter 63 - [Bonus ]The Shadow
- 64 Chapter 64 - The Gate To Hell
- 65 Chapter 65 - It's My Party And I Die If I Want To
- 66 Chapter 66 - Good Cop, Bad Cop
- 67 Chapter 67 - Noah Vs. Parker
- 68 Chapter 68 - How To Summon Satan 101
- 69 Chapter 69 - A Date With Stanislav
- 70 Chapter 70 - Welcome To Hell
- 71 Chapter 71 - The Truth About Climate Change
- 72 Chapter 72 - Where Is The Crystal?
- 73 Chapter 73 - The Devil's Soul
- 74 Chapter 74 - Some Doors Will Close Forever
- 75 Chapter 75 - Endings & Beginnings
- 76 Chapter 76 - Parker The Vampire Slayer
- 77 Chapter 77 - I See Dead People
- 78 Chapter 78 - One Ticket For Tomb Raider, Please
- 79 Chapter 79 - [Bonus ]My New Boyfriend
- 80 Chapter 80 - Two Milfs Is One Too Many
- 81 Chapter 81 - Don't Fall For Me
- 82 Chapter 82 - A Bloody Surprise
- 83 Chapter 83 - Involuntary Volunteer
- 84 Chapter 84 - Never Trust An Art Trader
- 85 Chapter 85 - Are We Going To Kill Someone?
- 86 Chapter 86 - Bathroom Brawl Blues
- 87 Chapter 87 - When In Doubt, Greece It Out
- 88 Chapter 88 - I'll Bid, Wanna Bet?
- 89 Chapter 89 - Hunted And Wanted
- 90 Chapter 90 - Cheating System
- 91 Chapter 91 - Another Man In The Closet
- 92 Chapter 92 - One Syringe Of Cyanide
- 93 Chapter 93 - The Mountain Hut
- 94 Chapter 94 - Judy, What Did You Do?
- 95 Chapter 95 - The Last Day On Earth
- 96 Chapter 96 - Fjortibald And The Train Of Thoughts
- 97 Chapter 97 - Next Stop: San Andy
- 98 Chapter 98 - Parker The Pimp
- 99 Chapter 99 - Highway To Hell
- 100 Chapter 100 - Dr. McJizz And Club Huevos
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